check this out!!!
Monday, March 12, 2012
A MUST WATCH COMEDY MOVIE
MY KONTRABIDA GIRL (March 14, 2012)
My Kontrabida Gilr is directed by Jade Castro who is also the director of box office hit movie Zombadings 1: Patayin sa Syokot si Remington, so I guess this movie ay makukuha ang ating mga kiliti. i heard that during the premeire night, sobrang saya daw ng mga nanuod paglabas nila ng sinehan.
In this movie, ang kontrabida ang mismong bida. Kakaiba ito! The most controversial actress, Rhian Ramos will play as Isabel Reyes. An infamous soap opera villain in the country who will seek revenge. But by some weird twist of fate, Isabel’s life turns upside down when she encounters a near-death accident. The wicked antagonist experiences a sudden change of heart and being the top kontrabida of her soap opera. Isabel couldn’t just deliver her heartlessness and cruelty in front of the camera. Her over-the-top villainous persona disappears and she finds herself powerless to kick and slap the lead star.
Isabel’s show hits a major ratings lump and the network advises her to take a break from work with hopes of reigniting her passion. Bawat bida na tinatambal sa kanya eh sumisikat. To solve her dilemma, Isabel seeks the help of the biggest kontrabida icon in the country, no less than Ms. Bella Flores. She finds her on YouTube and says that for Isabel to get herself back, she needs to find the person who hurt her the most. And that person for Isabel is Chris Bernal (Aljur Abrenica).
I just love the teaser! Nakakatawa! hahaha!
Bakit kailangang panunorin? Sobrang nakakatawa at marami daw lines sa movie na ikatutuwa mo na pwedeng mahulog ka sainuupuan mo sa sinehan. Kasi maraming mga cameo roles ang mga sikat na kontrabida sa larangan ng showbiz. Kasi si Jade Castro ang director.
here is the full trailer.
Sunday, March 11, 2012
20 PINOY PICK-UP LINES!
2.) Race track ka ba? Ang ganda kasi ng curves mo. (phew!)
3.) Oxygen ka ba? Ikamamatay ko kasi 'pag nawala ka.
4.) Miss! langit na ba 'to? Para ka kasing anghel.
5.) Ketchup ka ba? Hinahanap ka kasi ng hotdog ko. (lol)
6.) Breakfast ka ba? Kasi umaga pa lang, hinahanap na kita.
7.) Mahilig ka ba sa asukal? Ang tamis kasi ng mga ngiti mo.
8.) Pustiso ka ba? Kasi I can't smile without you. (hahahaha)
9.) Martes ka ba? Lunes kasi ako, at ikaw ang kinabukasan ko.
10.) Ulan ka ba? Lupa kasi ako. Sa ayaw at sa gusto mo, sa akin pa rin ang bagsak mo.
11.) Pedicab ka ba? Pedicabang i-date mamaya?
12.) Pwede ba akong magpa-blood test? Para malaman mo na type kita.
13.) Ang galing mo din 'no? 'di mo pa ko binabato, tinamaan na ko sa'yo.
14.) Steady ka ba? Gusto kasi kitang galawin. (hahahaha)
15.) Noodles ka ba? Kasi lucky me. (korny)
16.) Drugs ka ba? Ang lakas kasi ng tama ko sa'yo eh.
17.) Sawa kana ba sa paligid mong sobrang ingay? Bakit di ka na lang pumasok sa puso ko at manahimik habang buhay. (woooo)
18.) Ampalaya ka ba? Kasi kahit anong pait ng naranasan ko sa'yo, ikaw pa rin ang sustansya ng buhay ko.
19.) 'wag ka masyadong malikot ha? Baka kasi matabig mo ako at mahulog ako sa'yo.
20.) Bagyo ka ba? Kasi nung dumaan ka sa area of responsibilty ng puso ko, naging state of calamity ang buhay ko.. (hahaha)
Ang cute neto!
ROMAN RELOADED (feat. Lil Wayne) - Nicki Minaj
Bang my sh-t bang it bang bang
I guess I went commercial
Just shot a commercial
When I flew to the set though
I aint fly commercial
And the ad is global, yep
Your ad was local
Where we shot it was a lot of different agriculture’s
So I laugh at hopefuls
Nicki pop, only thing thats pop is my endorsement
I, f-ck around I have to go and reinforce the glock
Bang my sh-t bang, it bang bang
Bang my sh-t bang it bang bang
Is it me or did I just put these rap bitches on the map again
You mad cause I’m at the grammy’s with the Vatican
You in the booth, but I’m who you be channelling
Why they never bring your name up at the panel then?
Hottest MC’s, top five!
You need money, I got mine
More knots than Eric from Basketball wives (yaaa dig?)
Bang my sh-t bang, it bang bang
Bang my sh-t bang it bang bang
I couldn’t do your TV show I needed ten more mill
Not 10 on the back, I need 10 on signing
Give that sh-t to a wash up, bitch I’m winning
If I had a label I would never sign you hoes
Take you bitches to school than I Columbine you hoes
I hear the slick sh-t, bitch you washed
All you hoes cryin’: Christopher Bosh
Bang my sh-t bang, it bang bang
Bang my sh-t bang it bang bang
Ayo, now when I tell ‘em it’s Barbie bitch
Yes I really do mean it’s Barbie bitch
Ask Mattel, they auction my Barbie bitch
Raggedy Ann, could never be a Barbie bitch
You at the bottom of the barrel scraping
I’m out in LA, at the Ice Age taping
I’m chillin’ at the top I got ample time
Bite me, apple sign
Bang my sh-t bang, it bang bang
Bang my sh-t bang it bang bang
[Lil Wayne]
Kush on my breath, cocaine on my tongue
Eat that pussy make it numb
She can’t feel herself cum
Got a body on my gun
F-ck the world with my thumb
Pop a molly smoke a blunt
That mean I’m a high roller
My ex wanna work it out, bitch try Yoga
Two hoes in the bed, tell ‘em hoe slide over
Excuse my French, two bitches and moi
That’s a Nicki Ménage à Trois
Ha
Bang my sh-t bang, it bang bang
Bang my sh-t bang it bang bang
[Lil Wayne]
My sh-t so cold man, it don’t even stink
Destructive ass n-gg-, watch me break the bank
Weezy F, and the F is for Fill in the blanks
And I say shout out Mack Maine
Back yard bully
And the weed purple like a black girl pussy
Word, middle finger on the trigger
Uh, so that it mean, f-ck a n-gg-
Bang my sh-t bang, it bang bang
Bang my sh-t bang it bang bang
[Lil Wayne - Hook]
Bang bang-bang, my bitch bang
She bang bang
Well thats cause my bitch is Nina Ross and
She bang b-bang bang
Bang bang, she go bang, bang
(bang-bang, bang, bang-bang)
We bang, bang-bang
Bang, b-b-b-bang, bang we blood gang
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